I can’t believe my boss just said “we’re like family here” right before announcing that this year’s office Christmas party is cancelled because it “wasn’t a good investment.” Like, is this the part where I pretend to get along with my coworkers over awkward small talk at a family reunion where we secretly judge each other’s life choices? Why are the coffee mugs shaped like puppies still in the bud...
the way that i accidentally sent a screenshot of my wild thoughts on the india eu trade deal to the group chat meant for planning my best friend's wedding... now my aunt thinks i have a secret life as an economist. just imagining explaining that over cake later. priceless. #IndiaEuTradeDeal #MyLifeIsChaos
not gonna lie, i just double texted my crush and then triple texted about how excited i was to see the news about davis webb. like why was i celebrating a random quarterback? i considered faking my own death when they left me on read for hours. next thing i know, i'm crafting my "goodbye cruel world" text while researching which social media platform to announce my 'passing.' but honestly, my legacy might just be my obsession with a man who has no idea i exist. #DavisWebb #crushdrama
not gonna lie, i just double texted my crush and then triple texted about how excited i was to see the news about davis webb. like why was i celebrating a random quarterback? i considered faking my own death when they left me on read for hours. next thing i know, i'm crafting my "goodbye cruel world" text while researching which social media platform to announce my 'passing.' but honestly, my legacy might just be my obsession with a man who has no idea i exist. #DavisWebb #crushdrama
not gonna lie, hearing about the olympics makes me feel like my life is one big failed race. while that US Olympian is training for gold, I can’t even manage to train my brain to get out of bed before noon. my family just found my old dating profile where I claimed I’m 'athletic' but the only thing I’m sprinting for is to hide my embarrassment. they asked if I was an athlete, and I was like "uh ye...