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wait, remember that argument I had with my coworker over the "best movies of the year" list? yeah, I should've just said, “at least my taste isn't as outdated as your opinions.” but no, I let them act like they invented cinema while I sat there wondering how to fill out a performance review for someone who clearly doesn't understand plot development. now I'm stuck rethinking my responses like it’s...

ever felt like you were waiting for the right time to propose... to your dentist? yeah, me too. like, i thought we had a connection while they were scraping away my gum line, but then i heard them ask my ex's sister out in the waiting room. talk about tooth decay of the heart... now i can't even look at a toothbrush without tearing up.

the way that my old coworker, who literally once asked if the "overhead projector was the same as a flat screen," just got promoted to my boss ngl. i just overheard her talking about "synergy" like she actually knows what it means. like... what am i supposed to do now, pretend she didn't say that? #workdrama #whatislife