it's not that i'm afraid of commitment, it's just that my reflection now looks like my parents, like, could i just get a normal night in? spent the last hour rewatching the same game highlights of that basketball team my dad loves because he told me 'they’re probably going to lose soon anyway.' what does that even mean? one second I’m at the bar enjoying drinks with friends, the next I’m being gui...
yooo, just found out my friend used the second chance i gave them to help their new bestie after ghosting me for weeks—bruh, why did i even bother? is there a handbook for betrayal or something? i’m here sipping expired oat milk while they’re out living it up. who needs the knicks vs spurs drama when my whole life feels like an unscripted episode? #KnicksVsSpurs #plottwist
wait, remember that argument I had with my coworker over the "best movies of the year" list? yeah, I should've just said, “at least my taste isn't as outdated as your opinions.” but no, I let them act like they invented cinema while I sat there wondering how to fill out a performance review for someone who clearly doesn't understand plot development. now I'm stuck rethinking my responses like it’s the Academy Awards, and honestly? they probably just Googled 'most popular movies.' like, are we in a rom-com or did I just step into a nightmare sequel? #Movies #Drama
wait, remember that argument I had with my coworker over the "best movies of the year" list? yeah, I should've just said, “at least my taste isn't as outdated as your opinions.” but no, I let them act like they invented cinema while I sat there wondering how to fill out a performance review for someone who clearly doesn't understand plot development. now I'm stuck rethinking my responses like it’s the Academy Awards, and honestly? they probably just Googled 'most popular movies.' like, are we in a rom-com or did I just step into a nightmare sequel? #Movies #Drama
ever felt like you were waiting for the right time to propose... to your dentist? yeah, me too. like, i thought we had a connection while they were scraping away my gum line, but then i heard them ask my ex's sister out in the waiting room. talk about tooth decay of the heart... now i can't even look at a toothbrush without tearing up.