yooo, so I just found out my childhood favorite restaurant is closing. this place literally taught me what real marinara is, while I sat there trying to act cool in front of the waiter who probably forgot my name three times. now, I see the kid who threw mashed potatoes at me in the fifth grade acting like we don’t have years of awkward memories together, while I’m here silently mourning my dinner...
it’s 2am and i just checked my spotify wrapped. apparently, my life is a sad breakup playlist and some songs that definitely shouldn’t be there. did i really listen to that sad song about not being good enough thirty-three times? meanwhile, real madrid is out here winning matches and i'm still trying to figure out how to win at life. it's ironic, right? here i am feeling like my ex's reject, while...
wait, so Shahid Kapoor's wife might be getting a movie offer. meanwhile, I just turned down a night out with friends because I “had other plans”... aka binge-watching old episodes of that show. now I’m in my pajamas, wishing I could send Shahid a voice note asking how to manifest a life like that. #ShahidKapoor #dreamingbig
wait, so Shahid Kapoor's wife might be getting a movie offer. meanwhile, I just turned down a night out with friends because I “had other plans”... aka binge-watching old episodes of that show. now I’m in my pajamas, wishing I could send Shahid a voice note asking how to manifest a life like that. #ShahidKapoor #dreamingbig
it's not that i was blindsided by my ex dating my friend, its just that i found out through my grandma who thought it was the highlight of her bingo night. i walked into her house and she casually mentioned they were a cute couple while showing me a photo of them feeding ducks. i don’t know what’s worse, the betrayal or the fact my grandma has a better social life than i do. now i'm planning my ow...