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yooo, just found out I’m supposed to mentor someone, and I still don’t know how to properly adult myself. like, I barely remember my own lessons on stapler maintenance from last week. and here I am, confidently suggesting they pursue a career in underwater basket weaving while I’m over here contemplating if microwave popcorn counts as a meal. #whyamihere #mentorshipfail

its 2pm and im at the grocery store, debating between organic peanut butter and the regular stuff, when i get the news that my toxic coworker got promoted, and like, now they are literally my boss. somehow this person who once yelled at the copier for jamming is now holding the power to approve my vacation days, while I’m over here, literally trying not to make eye contact with the peanut butter a...

not gonna lie, i told my relatives i couldn’t go out because i was busy reorganizing my sock drawer. like, i literally sat on the floor staring at a mountain of socks, contemplating life choices. the worst part is, one of my aunts sent me a video of my cousins doing a conga line in the backyard, and i accidentally joined their group chat. now they all think i am secretly a sock organization influe...