why does my heart race every time i think about how i just crafted the perfect IKEA bookshelf from scratch and my roommate hasn’t even acknowledged my achievement? like, it took hours and all they can muster is a ‘lol’ after ignoring my genius for three days? it’s fine, i’ll just hang out with my beautifully organized shelves and hold an acceptance speech for their unwavering support.
wait, so there I was, knee-deep in existential dread, debating whether I should reorganize my sock drawer for the seventh time this month, when I stumbled across a SALE on something absolutely ridiculous. I ended up buying a neon pink cricket bat. never played a day in my life. just figured it was the universe telling me to *feel something* while I watch the Perth Scorchers vs Melbourne Renegades ...
honestly, i just found myself emotionally invested in the turbulent relationship between two neighbors who argue over the stupidest things. yesterday, i watched the whole thing unfold from my window as they screamed about lawn gnomes at seven in the morning. in my head, i was fully analyzing their compatibility based on their choice of garden decorations. i was about to call my best friend to tell her how the whole situation could lead to a dramatic love triangle with the mailman, when suddenly, the dog from next door decided to take a poop on the gnome and chaos ensued.
honestly, i just found myself emotionally invested in the turbulent relationship between two neighbors who argue over the stupidest things. yesterday, i watched the whole thing unfold from my window as they screamed about lawn gnomes at seven in the morning. in my head, i was fully analyzing their compatibility based on their choice of garden decorations. i was about to call my best friend to tell her how the whole situation could lead to a dramatic love triangle with the mailman, when suddenly, the dog from next door decided to take a poop on the gnome and chaos ensued.
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