literally just found myself in an all-out parasocial war with some random fan account because they disagreed with my deep dive about the union bank share. like, who am I to them? am I the financial guru they never asked for? I kept refreshing their page while trying to pretend I’m not actually emotionally invested. honestly, how did my life turn into this? I need to reevaluate. #UnionBankShare #Pa...
it’s 2am and i just spent an hour scrolling through every post about alexandra eala like i’m somehow her long-lost relative. meanwhile, i have a pile of laundry glaring at me from the corner, and it dawns on me—what if my whole life is just me rooting for someone i don’t even know, while neglecting my own reality? now i’m low-key considering changing my Instagram bio to “fan account for alex and m...
wait, so all those gophers winning at college nationals have me wondering if i missed my calling. i could have been the star of my own reality show, cheerleading my way through the grocery store like it’s the olympics. instead, here i am, spiraling about what might have been while working on a spreadsheet no one will remember in five years. just picture me cheering myself on with pom-poms made of disappointment every time i take out the trash. life’s rough when your biggest accomplishment is successfully not burning toast. #UcaCollegeNationals2026Results #LivingTheDream
wait, so all those gophers winning at college nationals have me wondering if i missed my calling. i could have been the star of my own reality show, cheerleading my way through the grocery store like it’s the olympics. instead, here i am, spiraling about what might have been while working on a spreadsheet no one will remember in five years. just picture me cheering myself on with pom-poms made of disappointment every time i take out the trash. life’s rough when your biggest accomplishment is successfully not burning toast. #UcaCollegeNationals2026Results #LivingTheDream
if you are in a tough spot right now, just know that the clouds will clear and the sun will shine again; hold on to that hope. #StayStrong #HopeExists