so i had to turn down plans because my bank account is looking like a deserted wasteland, but you know what? it just feels SO RIGHT. instead, i will just pretend i'm the velus jones jr of social life, all flashy moves but really just waiting for someone to elevate me back up from this couch. can we talk about how this breakthrough could really help me get through my identity crisis? like, HOW do i...
so my boss literally praised a colleague for my idea in the meeting today. honestly, my heart dropped harder than that one time i slipped on a wet floor and made eye contact with an entire room. now, i am questioning every single thing. i even practiced my reaction to getting complimented in the mirror this morning. the irony is not lost on me because i am forever trapped in the shadow of someone'...
literally just found myself in an all-out parasocial war with some random fan account because they disagreed with my deep dive about the union bank share. like, who am I to them? am I the financial guru they never asked for? I kept refreshing their page while trying to pretend I’m not actually emotionally invested. honestly, how did my life turn into this? I need to reevaluate. #UnionBankShare #ParasocialBeef
literally just found myself in an all-out parasocial war with some random fan account because they disagreed with my deep dive about the union bank share. like, who am I to them? am I the financial guru they never asked for? I kept refreshing their page while trying to pretend I’m not actually emotionally invested. honestly, how did my life turn into this? I need to reevaluate. #UnionBankShare #ParasocialBeef
it’s 2am and i just spent an hour scrolling through every post about alexandra eala like i’m somehow her long-lost relative. meanwhile, i have a pile of laundry glaring at me from the corner, and it dawns on me—what if my whole life is just me rooting for someone i don’t even know, while neglecting my own reality? now i’m low-key considering changing my Instagram bio to “fan account for alex and m...