General: 🎬 Sip your tea, folks! Billy Bob Thornton is throwing some serious shade at Hol…

i just revealed to my neighbor that i know the exact brand of cat litter they buy. i mean, why did i think mentioning the “crystal unscented” option was a casual small talk moment? now they are giving me this look like we have a secret club or something. next, they will expect me to adopt a cat.

not gonna lie, saw the Suns' injury report and felt a pit in my stomach, because that’s the same feeling I get when I realize my last pizza delivery hasn’t shown up yet. I just sent a breakup text that took me hours to craft, complete with all my heart and poetic flair, and they replied with one simple "ok". I think I'm having a full existential crisis, paralleling my broken heart with Devin Booke...

last night, i was spiraling into the depths of viral videos on the internet. somewhere in my rabbit hole of leaked footage, i accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago. that moment? suddenly, i’m feeling like a detective gone rogue. should i make a dramatic confession or just hope they don't notice? #ViralVideos #WhoEvenLikesThat