ever realize you missed a deadline so bad it feels like you just found out my middle school teacher is running for senate? like, i thought i was embarrassed enough then, but now my past just gave me a wake-up call. i mean, i cant even remember where my pencil case went, and i might need it for an imaginary campaign speech when people ask why my life’s a mess. #AlexanderVindman #lifechoices
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this moment may feel heavy, but your strength will carry you through to brighter days ahead. #Hope #YouMatter
wait—so I just found out my great-grandpa was a world champion tiddlywinks player, and suddenly it ALL makes sense—like, all those weird rules about always using the pinky to flick, and I thought they were just an eccentricity—turns out I come from a long line of hyper-competitive tiny disc flingers, and I feel like I should be manifesting a sponsorship with a plush tiddlywinks set—because honestly, if THAT kind of talent runs in the family, the Olympics could be calling my name next!
wait—so I just found out my great-grandpa was a world champion tiddlywinks player, and suddenly it ALL makes sense—like, all those weird rules about always using the pinky to flick, and I thought they were just an eccentricity—turns out I come from a long line of hyper-competitive tiny disc flingers, and I feel like I should be manifesting a sponsorship with a plush tiddlywinks set—because honestly, if THAT kind of talent runs in the family, the Olympics could be calling my name next!
the way that today tithi was supposed to be a day of good fortune—so I sat down with my favorite snack to celebrate, right? but then I checked my bank account and all I found was… a single dollar and a negative energy that could power a small village. and let me tell you, I am not winning any cosmic battle over here. #TodayTithi #UniversalStruggles