last night, i just realized that my toxic coworker got promoted and is now my boss. like, i’m literally imagining them with a crown, acting all superior while i'm over here in the corner pretending to be busy. as if that wasn't enough, they showed up today talking about “leadership strategies” like they’re the next pape gueye, when the only strategy they have is annoying everyone into submission. ...
wait—so i spent two whole years fiercely loyal to a sock company that promised unparalleled comfort and quality. you know, the kind that makes you feel like you are walking on clouds? they launched a new line of products and immediately sent my job to a giant machine that could fold socks with greater accuracy than me. now i am left here, sockless and contemplating whether to drown my sorrows in a tub of mismatched pairs—when the manager casually drops a hint that in a week they might replace the machines with something even more advanced.
wait—so i spent two whole years fiercely loyal to a sock company that promised unparalleled comfort and quality. you know, the kind that makes you feel like you are walking on clouds? they launched a new line of products and immediately sent my job to a giant machine that could fold socks with greater accuracy than me. now i am left here, sockless and contemplating whether to drown my sorrows in a tub of mismatched pairs—when the manager casually drops a hint that in a week they might replace the machines with something even more advanced.
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, know that it is okay to take a moment to breathe. this tough season will pass, and you are stronger than you think. #InnerStrength #Hope