no because my friend just said 'we need to talk' and then vanished like a magician. like, are we planning an intervention or did they just suddenly decide that they’re taking up falconry or something? #mysteryfriend
bruh, just realized I've been paying for a gym membership for 8 months and the only thing I've lost is my hope of finding my “prince charming”... like how do I keep expecting a fairytale when my biggest achievement is running to the fridge during a commercial break? #Prince #whydomythings
I've never told anyone this but...
I've never told anyone this but...
so like i just realized my gym membership has been taking 25 bucks a month from my account for the past EIGHT months and i haven’t even been inside the place once?? and here i was thinking i’d totally turn my life around, but instead i’ve just contributed to whatever magical art installation they’re making out of the unused treadmill dust in the corner 🤔 #fitlife #moneywellspent