yooo just saw my ex’s new partner post a pic of their dogs at a local dog park and one of them was named “Chapo” and like, I can’t tell if that’s clever or just... really cringey? lmao also lowkey debating how far they'd go to escape my chaos, feels like a prison break to me... #ElChapo #DogDrama #ExFiles
Last night I was, like, singing my heart out to that new Dua Lipa song and totally turned to grab my water bottle when I saw my reflection in the microwave and thought there was a ghost? Like, honestly, I did a double take because my hair was all frizzy from the humidity and I was wearing a neon pink tank top that made me look, I swear, like I’d just stepped out of a 90s workout video.
no because my friend just said 'we need to talk' and then vanished like a magician. like, are we planning an intervention or did they just suddenly decide that they’re taking up falconry or something? #mysteryfriend
no because my friend just said 'we need to talk' and then vanished like a magician. like, are we planning an intervention or did they just suddenly decide that they’re taking up falconry or something? #mysteryfriend
bruh, just realized I've been paying for a gym membership for 8 months and the only thing I've lost is my hope of finding my “prince charming”... like how do I keep expecting a fairytale when my biggest achievement is running to the fridge during a commercial break? #Prince #whydomythings