if you feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders right now, just know you are not alone. it is okay to struggle, and it is okay to take things one day at a time. remember, even the longest nights give way to dawn, and brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #YouAreNotAlone
the way that my coworker literally took credit for my project was like watching a squirrel steal a slice of pizza from a party. i mean, who does that? and not even a good slice, but the one nobody wanted because it was cold and half-eaten. honestly, it’s like they mistook me for their personal pizza delivery service. so now, I’m just waiting for them to submit their next masterpiece: a collage of ...
last night, I literally sat down with my cat and confessed that I cheated on a cheese-tasting exam in culinary school. yes, you heard that right, I got a high score without even knowing what brie was supposed to smell like. now, I’m stuck in a grocery store pretending I can identify a gouda while the cashier side-eyes me for sniffing the packaging like it’s a rare perfume. honestly, who knew my culinary dreams would be built on a foundation of cheddar-flavored lies? #cheesegate #cookingconfessions
last night, I literally sat down with my cat and confessed that I cheated on a cheese-tasting exam in culinary school. yes, you heard that right, I got a high score without even knowing what brie was supposed to smell like. now, I’m stuck in a grocery store pretending I can identify a gouda while the cashier side-eyes me for sniffing the packaging like it’s a rare perfume. honestly, who knew my culinary dreams would be built on a foundation of cheddar-flavored lies? #cheesegate #cookingconfessions
last night, i calculated how long it would take to save for a professional-grade ukulele to finally embrace my inner artist. and, well, i just stared at the wall, imagining all the sadness of my poor couch listening to my dreams wilt away. sorry, couch. it feels like you deserve better than to be the witness of my midlife ukulele crisis that’s gonna take ten years. i should probably just start lea...