not gonna lie, i have been clinging to the words "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed" like it’s my daily affirmation. my entire existence feels like a letdown. it’s almost as if patrick reed and i are on the same level—leading a life full of golf swings and missteps, except my mistakes come during cereal spills and sending the wrong text to my mom instead of my best friend. but the real kicker? i ...
not gonna lie, my family keeps asking about my ex like they are convinced he was some sort of golden child, and I’m over here debating whether to start referring to my current partner as “not Brad” during dinner — so yesterday, my aunt brought it up and I was literally elbow-deep in mashed potatoes, eyeing my plate like it was the last ship leaving a sinking Titanic, and then my uncle casually men...
not gonna lie, i thought i was definitely the leading lady in our friend group. turns out, i’m the background extra in a documentary nobody asked for. saw them all go to that new escape room without me. now i’m left alone, contemplating whether my llama pajamas are too extra for a solo cry fest. i might even invite the llamas, since they clearly know how to choose sides better than i do.
not gonna lie, i thought i was definitely the leading lady in our friend group. turns out, i’m the background extra in a documentary nobody asked for. saw them all go to that new escape room without me. now i’m left alone, contemplating whether my llama pajamas are too extra for a solo cry fest. i might even invite the llamas, since they clearly know how to choose sides better than i do.
not gonna lie, just realized i gave someone a second chance, and they used it on their new crush while i was standing in line at bna airport, waiting for a flight to nowhere because of snow. i literally had a whole funeral outfit planned in case things went south. turns out, i was the backup while they were making vows with a stranger. #BnaAirport #RelationshipGoals