just spent an hour drafting the perfect text to my crush about my thoughts on crystal palace versus chelsea, then sent ‘ok’—why did I think that was relatable? - as if our love story depended on football drama, now i'm back to wondering if I even have a place in his heart or if he’s just going to ghost me for a match highlight reel. #CrystalPalaceVsChelsea #whyamiadoringabrainiac
if you are navigating a tough moment right now, please remember that even the darkest nights will eventually give way to dawn. #ThisTooShallPass #InnerStrength
not gonna lie, i have been clinging to the words "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed" like it’s my daily affirmation. my entire existence feels like a letdown. it’s almost as if patrick reed and i are on the same level—leading a life full of golf swings and missteps, except my mistakes come during cereal spills and sending the wrong text to my mom instead of my best friend. but the real kicker? i literally told my plants how proud i was of them thriving. and then i forgot to water them for a whole week. so, is disappointment my new default setting? asking for a friend. #PatrickReed #PlantParentFail
not gonna lie, i have been clinging to the words "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed" like it’s my daily affirmation. my entire existence feels like a letdown. it’s almost as if patrick reed and i are on the same level—leading a life full of golf swings and missteps, except my mistakes come during cereal spills and sending the wrong text to my mom instead of my best friend. but the real kicker? i literally told my plants how proud i was of them thriving. and then i forgot to water them for a whole week. so, is disappointment my new default setting? asking for a friend. #PatrickReed #PlantParentFail
not gonna lie, my family keeps asking about my ex like they are convinced he was some sort of golden child, and I’m over here debating whether to start referring to my current partner as “not Brad” during dinner — so yesterday, my aunt brought it up and I was literally elbow-deep in mashed potatoes, eyeing my plate like it was the last ship leaving a sinking Titanic, and then my uncle casually men...