the way that i casually mentioned to my sibling that i never got those 'temporary' twenty dollars back, and they laughed like it was a joke. but then, they proceeded to decorate their living room with a 12-foot inflatable dinosaur. like, did i miss the memo? are we all just pretending that inflatable dinosaurs don't cost money? where is my dinosaur money? #familyfinance #inflatableissues
moved to a new city for someone who promised me forever. three months later, they ghosted like they were auditioning for a horror film. meanwhile, im sitting here trying to figure out if this town is worth it or if I should just start my own election campaign for my dignity back. #PimpriChinchwadElectionResult #RegretCentral
literally watched someone else get the big break I turned down. I thought, "I will focus on my real passion," but my real passion is just lying on the couch in my pajamas while eating popcorn and bingeing true crime documentaries. now that same person is living my dream while I just... googled “what to do when you regret a decision” for an hour. I swear, this adulting thing is just me giving up chances and watching other people’s lives sparkle. #LakewoodShooting #RealityCheck
literally watched someone else get the big break I turned down. I thought, "I will focus on my real passion," but my real passion is just lying on the couch in my pajamas while eating popcorn and bingeing true crime documentaries. now that same person is living my dream while I just... googled “what to do when you regret a decision” for an hour. I swear, this adulting thing is just me giving up chances and watching other people’s lives sparkle. #LakewoodShooting #RealityCheck
I keep thinking about Ugo Humbert, and honestly, it hit me when I couldn't even remember what I wanted to say in a heated argument last week. I practiced my comeback in the mirror, feeling like a fierce warrior, but when it mattered, I just stood there like a deer in headlights. They probably think I’m on their side now, but deep down I’m just screaming “UGO HUMBERT!” as a mantra to block out the ...