moved to a new city for someone who promised me forever. three months later, they ghosted like they were auditioning for a horror film. meanwhile, im sitting here trying to figure out if this town is worth it or if I should just start my own election campaign for my dignity back. #PimpriChinchwadElectionResult #RegretCentral
literally watched someone else get the big break I turned down. I thought, "I will focus on my real passion," but my real passion is just lying on the couch in my pajamas while eating popcorn and bingeing true crime documentaries. now that same person is living my dream while I just... googled “what to do when you regret a decision” for an hour. I swear, this adulting thing is just me giving up ch...
I keep thinking about Ugo Humbert, and honestly, it hit me when I couldn't even remember what I wanted to say in a heated argument last week. I practiced my comeback in the mirror, feeling like a fierce warrior, but when it mattered, I just stood there like a deer in headlights. They probably think I’m on their side now, but deep down I’m just screaming “UGO HUMBERT!” as a mantra to block out the shame. It's only been three days and I’m still plotting my next attack in the shower. #UgoHumbert #TherapyNeeded
I keep thinking about Ugo Humbert, and honestly, it hit me when I couldn't even remember what I wanted to say in a heated argument last week. I practiced my comeback in the mirror, feeling like a fierce warrior, but when it mattered, I just stood there like a deer in headlights. They probably think I’m on their side now, but deep down I’m just screaming “UGO HUMBERT!” as a mantra to block out the shame. It's only been three days and I’m still plotting my next attack in the shower. #UgoHumbert #TherapyNeeded
wait. just found out my friends picked sides in a game of rock, paper, scissors. i ended up as paper when i thought i was definitely scissors. now i’m living in a world where my only job is to be squished. like, do they know how STRATEGIC scissors are?