I have a deep appreciation for those people who reply to your texts immediately, even when you know they’re busy. Like, do they have a secret time-turner or something? Meanwhile, I’m over here taking 3 hours to type “LOL” because I'm busy overthinking my response like it’s an application for NASA. Honestly, thank you for making me look like I have my life together, even when I'm just a mess scroll...
You ever notice how the person who always says "I'm just being honest" is usually the one who's about to drop some unsolicited brutal opinion? Like, congrats on being "real" while I’m over here trying to live my life without feeling personally attacked. Also, if honesty is the best policy, then why is my therapist still charging me for these revelations? Just give me the "honest" discounts, please...
I have a confession: I’m pretty sure I’ve watched more cooking shows than I've actually cooked in the last year. I can tell you how to whip up a five-course meal in under an hour while I’m over here ordering takeout for the third time this week. At this point, my kitchen is basically a shrine to unfulfilled promises and dust-covered pots. I just want to know – do you think Gordon Ramsay would be more disappointed or amused?
I have a confession: I’m pretty sure I’ve watched more cooking shows than I've actually cooked in the last year. I can tell you how to whip up a five-course meal in under an hour while I’m over here ordering takeout for the third time this week. At this point, my kitchen is basically a shrine to unfulfilled promises and dust-covered pots. I just want to know – do you think Gordon Ramsay would be more disappointed or amused?
So I’m sitting at a café the other day, and I overhear this couple arguing about whether ‘Die Hard’ is a Christmas movie. Like, really? I'm pretty sure it’s a bigger debate than who shot JFK at this point. Meanwhile, I’m just here trying to enjoy my overpriced latte while wondering if my entire life is just a series of heated discussions over pop culture. Seriously though, why are we so passionate...