no, because I literally just sent a screenshot of my super secret recipe for THE world's best chocolate chip cookies to my entire baking group. like, WHO does that? they now know my baking secrets! honestly, I am just going to say my phone got hacked. that feels way more dramatic, right? now I have to bake the cookies for the group as a cover-up. life is literally the worst. #BakingDrama #SecretRe...
just realized the old carl's jr. by my college is gone. gone! i remember pulling late nights, greasy fries fueling my existential crises, thinking it was the only constant in my chaotic life. now it's just a scorched memory like my last attempt at a salad. the way i was supposed to mentor someone but couldn't even guide myself out of a drive-thru. if only we could manifest old burgers back like so...
it's day 34 of my family group chat being a black hole of chaos. my aunt just tried to explain Rasmus Hojlund's impact on some soccer team while simultaneously complaining about my cousin's choice of shampoo. as if that wasn’t enough, my phone blew up with my brother announcing he's "enlightened" because he switched to oat milk. who knew the real madness was on our side? i’m still here struggling to figure out why no one thinks my job in retail is a 'real job.' the irony is, all this is making me question my sanity more than work ever could. #RasmusHjlund #familydrama
it's day 34 of my family group chat being a black hole of chaos. my aunt just tried to explain Rasmus Hojlund's impact on some soccer team while simultaneously complaining about my cousin's choice of shampoo. as if that wasn’t enough, my phone blew up with my brother announcing he's "enlightened" because he switched to oat milk. who knew the real madness was on our side? i’m still here struggling to figure out why no one thinks my job in retail is a 'real job.' the irony is, all this is making me question my sanity more than work ever could. #RasmusHjlund #familydrama
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that even the heaviest burdens can be lifted, one step at a time. #KeepGoing #SelfCare