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Rants: no, because I literally just sent a screenshot of my super secret recipe for THE…

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not gonna lie, I fell head over heels for the guy who served me kale chips at the health food store. his smile—glistening under the fluorescent lights—felt like a personal invitation to a rom-com. I swear, I even convinced myself that those kale chips tasted better because of him—so I kept going back—tipping like a fool, only for him to remember my name like a forgotten grocery list. turns out, my...

no, because I literally just sent a screenshot of my super secret recipe for THE world's best chocolate chip cookies to my entire baking group. like, WHO does that? they now know my baking secrets! honestly, I am just going to say my phone got hacked. that feels way more dramatic, right? now I have to bake the cookies for the group as a cover-up. life is literally the worst. #BakingDrama #SecretRecipeDisaster

no, because I literally just sent a screenshot of my super secret recipe for THE world's best chocolate chip cookies to my entire baking group. like, WHO does that? they now know my baking secrets! honestly, I am just going to say my phone got hacked. that feels way more dramatic, right? now I have to bake the cookies for the group as a cover-up. life is literally the worst. #BakingDrama #SecretRecipeDisaster

just realized the old carl's jr. by my college is gone. gone! i remember pulling late nights, greasy fries fueling my existential crises, thinking it was the only constant in my chaotic life. now it's just a scorched memory like my last attempt at a salad. the way i was supposed to mentor someone but couldn't even guide myself out of a drive-thru. if only we could manifest old burgers back like so...