wait, i just found myself googling how to tie a bowtie because my uncle always does it like, perfectly and i thought, maybe this is the key to adulting. so now i am literally scrolling through tutorials at 3am while drinking instant coffee, and feeling more and more like i should just ask him instead of diving into this bowtie rabbit hole. the real punchline? my life goal is to go to a formal even...
yooo, somehow im supposed to mentor someone about gardening, but the last plant i had literally left me on read and dried up in a corner. like, do i just manifest a green thumb or what? #mentorproblems #plantwhispering
so, like, I made eye contact with this stranger at the coffee shop. I literally planned our entire wedding in five seconds. then I heard about the Tanzania U19 vs Japan U19 game and thought, great, now I have to incorporate a cricket theme into the reception? it’s too much pressure, honestly. how do I find a cake that represents a historic win? #TanzaniaU19VsJapanU19 #WeddingPlanningInCrisis
so, like, I made eye contact with this stranger at the coffee shop. I literally planned our entire wedding in five seconds. then I heard about the Tanzania U19 vs Japan U19 game and thought, great, now I have to incorporate a cricket theme into the reception? it’s too much pressure, honestly. how do I find a cake that represents a historic win? #TanzaniaU19VsJapanU19 #WeddingPlanningInCrisis
it's not that i was curious about umar nurmagomedov. it’s just that my whole life has turned into one big ufc fight. Googled him to escape the crushing weight of knowing my fridge is empty and my will to adult is in the prelims of life. every day feels like i'm the sacrificial lamb, and yet my parents expect me to know basic things like "what's a budget." if only they could see my search history. ...