did you ever buy something that screams "you do not need this" but you just HAD to? like i just bought a banana-shaped phone holder. it’s neon yellow and does nothing but collect dust. now i’m planning an entire room aesthetic around this pointless fruit-themed centerpiece. where do i even begin?
wait, i just found myself googling how to tie a bowtie because my uncle always does it like, perfectly and i thought, maybe this is the key to adulting. so now i am literally scrolling through tutorials at 3am while drinking instant coffee, and feeling more and more like i should just ask him instead of diving into this bowtie rabbit hole. the real punchline? my life goal is to go to a formal even...
yooo, somehow im supposed to mentor someone about gardening, but the last plant i had literally left me on read and dried up in a corner. like, do i just manifest a green thumb or what? #mentorproblems #plantwhispering
yooo, somehow im supposed to mentor someone about gardening, but the last plant i had literally left me on read and dried up in a corner. like, do i just manifest a green thumb or what? #mentorproblems #plantwhispering
so, like, I made eye contact with this stranger at the coffee shop. I literally planned our entire wedding in five seconds. then I heard about the Tanzania U19 vs Japan U19 game and thought, great, now I have to incorporate a cricket theme into the reception? it’s too much pressure, honestly. how do I find a cake that represents a historic win? #TanzaniaU19VsJapanU19 #WeddingPlanningInCrisis