yooo, so I literally started dressing like a five-star chef just to impress this guy who said he "preferred someone with culinary vibes." I learned how to chop onions without crying, even wore an apron in public like I was about to save the world with my risotto. he tasted my pasta and just said, “it’s alright.” like bruh, I threw away my entire streetwear collection for this. now I’m just a sad c...
do you ever feel like you’re the only one who notices how absurdly overqualified you are for your morning routine? like, i just had a mental breakdown over cereal selection, wondering if i should’ve gone for the organic gluten-free stuff instead of my usual marshmallow-based regret. but hey, at least my boss recognized my potential and gave me a promotion… right after laying off half the team. now...
not gonna lie, when I heard Montgomery County Public Schools were closed because of the snow, I thought of the time I slipped on ice while trying to shovel my driveway and ended up spilling hot cocoa all over my neighbor’s dog. now that dog hates me. so here I am, the neighborhood villain, and all I wanted was a cozy winter day. now I’m practically a pariah. guess I should just embrace it. should I throw a snowball at my life? #MontgomeryCountyPublicSchools #NeighborhoodDrama
not gonna lie, when I heard Montgomery County Public Schools were closed because of the snow, I thought of the time I slipped on ice while trying to shovel my driveway and ended up spilling hot cocoa all over my neighbor’s dog. now that dog hates me. so here I am, the neighborhood villain, and all I wanted was a cozy winter day. now I’m practically a pariah. guess I should just embrace it. should I throw a snowball at my life? #MontgomeryCountyPublicSchools #NeighborhoodDrama
yooo, I literally changed everything about myself for this person, like I'm talking wardrobe, favorite snacks, even my playlist had to go – and for what? they still look at me like I’m the third stringer for the fourth T20 instead of the star player! bruh, the last time I felt this unappreciated, I was trying to sell lemonade with no lemons in sight. #4thT20IndVsNz #relationshipdrama