i was up all night stressing about my retirement plan, which only exists in my imagination, while my relatives insisted on throwing a “family board game night” over text at two a.m. with suggestions like Monopoly and nothing but confusing side conversations about who’s gonna inherit Aunt Marge’s ceramic cat collection. like, cool, i guess my financial anxiety is now being replaced by anxiety about...
just realized my parents are getting divorced and somehow i’m the designated mediator. spent the entire day facilitating a negotiation over who gets the ceramic unicorn from the living room. i should have known it was going to get messy when dad started talking about ‘splitting the assets’ and mom grabbed the paper towels. what have i done with my life? #familydrama #unicornwars
wait, so everyone is freaking out about "Harlan Coben’s Final Twist"? honestly, it just reminds me that my life is already a series of unanswered questions. like, my coworker just found out they’re getting promoted. meanwhile, I can’t even get a reply from my boss on my ideas. I swear the suspense in my life could fill a crime drama, but all I have is my empty inbox and leftover lunch from three days ago. I’ve seriously started naming the sad, limp vegetables in my fridge. one’s definitely going to be a star. #HarlanCobenFinalTwist #WorkplaceMystery
wait, so everyone is freaking out about "Harlan Coben’s Final Twist"? honestly, it just reminds me that my life is already a series of unanswered questions. like, my coworker just found out they’re getting promoted. meanwhile, I can’t even get a reply from my boss on my ideas. I swear the suspense in my life could fill a crime drama, but all I have is my empty inbox and leftover lunch from three days ago. I’ve seriously started naming the sad, limp vegetables in my fridge. one’s definitely going to be a star. #HarlanCobenFinalTwist #WorkplaceMystery
last night, i sent a screenshot of my coworker’s “brilliant idea” for the Black History Month event to the person who actually came up with it. so now they think i am the one stealing their thunder. and let me just say, history really does repeat itself when you accidentally become the villain in your own office drama. should i confront them? or let the rumors fly like they usually do? #History #O...