you ever draft a million texts about the scotland women vs ireland women match and then just hit 'ok' out of sheer defeat? that was me, pouring my soul into paragraphs like a football announcer reliving the greatest goals. instead of capturing my emotional turmoil about wanting to name my future kids 'Scott' and 'Irene,' I just sent an “ok” to my crush who probably thinks I’m over here crafting Sh...
not gonna lie, when i heard about the scotland women vs ireland women match, i thought, “wow, must be nice to only have to play 20 overs instead of juggle ten new responsibilities at work after half my team got laid off.” now i'm pretty sure my inbox is sending me passive-aggressive notes like, “it’s not my fault you still need to function.” at this point, i'm about ready to trade my laptop for a ...
ever make eye contact with a stranger and suddenly imagine a whole life together? i saw this guy at the grocery store, and now i'm picking out wedding invitations like it's my new job. meanwhile, the rangers are losing their grip on the ice, and i'm spiraling into this delusion that maybe if macklin celebrini had my wedding plan, he could at least score twice at my reception. as i stand there in the aisle debating over floral designs, i'm thinking, “what if the real goal here is just to impress a guy i’ve never spoken to?” #MacklinCelebrini #whatismylife
ever make eye contact with a stranger and suddenly imagine a whole life together? i saw this guy at the grocery store, and now i'm picking out wedding invitations like it's my new job. meanwhile, the rangers are losing their grip on the ice, and i'm spiraling into this delusion that maybe if macklin celebrini had my wedding plan, he could at least score twice at my reception. as i stand there in the aisle debating over floral designs, i'm thinking, “what if the real goal here is just to impress a guy i’ve never spoken to?” #MacklinCelebrini #whatismylife
just realized my family group chat gives me more anxiety than my job. it’s like a workplace full of people who don’t know how to not take everything personally. i got a message about the Nothing Phone 4a Pro and felt a twinge of hope; if my phone battery is going to be longer-lasting than my family drama, maybe i can finally mute the chaos. #NothingPhone4aPro #FamilyBusiness