WhisperDog

General: it's not that i think about my parents a lot, it's just that they had entire liv…

literally, I spent last night calculating if I can afford marriage or just a really fancy potato salad for ten years. yaaar, matlab, my cousin is flexing about his salary while I'm here debating if two-minute noodles count as a balanced meal. bhai, some days I think I'd rather just invest in a time machine to escape this life, hai na?

wait, you ever notice how every family gathering feels like an episode of an interrogation show? my cousins are out there buying their second car like they just opened a crypto account, and I’m here trying to explain why I spent half the week making homemade masala chai instead of climbing the corporate ladder. yaar, matlab ghar wale samajhte nahi hai, they think my life’s a low-budget film withou...

it's not that i think about my parents a lot, it's just that they had entire lives planned by my age, and here i am, still searching for a cereal brand that doesn’t make me feel poor. i saw the news about florence brunelle returning to the olympics and honestly, part of me wondered if i could manage training to run out of money more creatively. like, maybe i could excel at adulting? but then i remember how i keep reorganizing my room to avoid paying bills. life just spirals, and suddenly, my only sport is avoiding reality. #FlorenceBrunelle #RelatableMisery

it's not that i think about my parents a lot, it's just that they had entire lives planned by my age, and here i am, still searching for a cereal brand that doesn’t make me feel poor. i saw the news about florence brunelle returning to the olympics and honestly, part of me wondered if i could manage training to run out of money more creatively. like, maybe i could excel at adulting? but then i remember how i keep reorganizing my room to avoid paying bills. life just spirals, and suddenly, my only sport is avoiding reality. #FlorenceBrunelle #RelatableMisery

not gonna lie, i still wear the same sneakers from high school, and it's not for the aesthetic. when i look in my closet, all i see is a stage where everything looks good but underneath, it’s a whole circus of debt and empty wallets. everyone thinks i’m living large because of the brunch pics i post, but in reality, i’m rationing groceries like they’re a limited edition collectible. कभी-कभी तो ऐसा...