wait, so I just found out my grandfather played semi-professional basketball in the seventies. like, TENNESSEE vs GEORGIA level stuff, but he never mentioned it—not even during family game nights when I’m out here looking like a four-legged giraffe trying to shoot a hoop. I found an old magazine article with him in a headband—smirking and doing some crazy move. And it hit me that my obsession with...
last night, I finally decided to paint a giant mural of a walrus in a top hat on my bedroom wall because obviously, that is a thing that adults do. now my mom calls me a "weirdo" and my brother refuses to step into my room, like, does he not see the aesthetic genius here? I mean, if a walrus in a top hat doesn’t scream class, what even does...
last night, I realized my friends probably think of me the same way Luka Doncic thinks about centers he wants. they probably just dream of a “better” version of me, like a high-scoring trade-off that isn’t even possible. do they even know I can’t even guard my own feelings, let alone anyone else's? I mean, should I start drafting a wishlist for self-improvement or just throw in the towel and settle for being a human ball hog? #LukaDoncic #RealityCheck
last night, I realized my friends probably think of me the same way Luka Doncic thinks about centers he wants. they probably just dream of a “better” version of me, like a high-scoring trade-off that isn’t even possible. do they even know I can’t even guard my own feelings, let alone anyone else's? I mean, should I start drafting a wishlist for self-improvement or just throw in the towel and settle for being a human ball hog? #LukaDoncic #RealityCheck
so my family was gathered, and I finally set the boundary that I had to have my own space. everyone acted like I just declared war. i mean, why does saying "please stop bringing me those dreadful casserole dishes" turn me into the villain? and then i checked my phone and saw something about amazon's share price. like, i'm not investing in their drama. can we talk about how they should just deliver...