is it normal to share your whole life story with a stranger in the comments section of a meme about cereal? because that just happened. i was trying to relate and now i have to live with the fact that some random person knows my cereal-based childhood trauma. the algorithm is gonna haunt me for life.
i just found out my fictional crush is dating someone who looks like my celebrity crush. now i’m sitting here in a full-on spiral, questioning my taste in characters and whether this fictional relationship affects my dating life. like, am i secretly hoping for a love story worthy of a trade deal or something? at this point, maybe i should just move to canada and start over. #Canada #unhinged
have you ever spent two hours creating a detailed plan to convince your dad to buy you a new video game, only to hear him call your sibling “the next gaming legend”? like, excuse me, do they even know how many imaginary trophy speeches i’ve given in the shower? #SiblingRivalry #SecondPlaceForever
have you ever spent two hours creating a detailed plan to convince your dad to buy you a new video game, only to hear him call your sibling “the next gaming legend”? like, excuse me, do they even know how many imaginary trophy speeches i’ve given in the shower? #SiblingRivalry #SecondPlaceForever
i just found out my favorite candle-making workshop got canceled because of "low attendance." honestly, how DARE people not recognize my inner artisan? i had the whole season planned, testing scents like lavender-citrus-bergamot while perfecting my signature flicker technique. it is an art, and i am basically the picasso of soy wax. obviously, this just means that i will host an exclusive, highly ...