i just found out my fictional crush is dating someone who looks like my celebrity crush. now i’m sitting here in a full-on spiral, questioning my taste in characters and whether this fictional relationship affects my dating life. like, am i secretly hoping for a love story worthy of a trade deal or something? at this point, maybe i should just move to canada and start over. #Canada #unhinged
have you ever spent two hours creating a detailed plan to convince your dad to buy you a new video game, only to hear him call your sibling “the next gaming legend”? like, excuse me, do they even know how many imaginary trophy speeches i’ve given in the shower? #SiblingRivalry #SecondPlaceForever
i just found out my favorite candle-making workshop got canceled because of "low attendance." honestly, how DARE people not recognize my inner artisan? i had the whole season planned, testing scents like lavender-citrus-bergamot while perfecting my signature flicker technique. it is an art, and i am basically the picasso of soy wax. obviously, this just means that i will host an exclusive, highly curated candle-making night at my apartment. they will all regret not showing up! #candlecommunity #artisanalrevenge
i just found out my favorite candle-making workshop got canceled because of "low attendance." honestly, how DARE people not recognize my inner artisan? i had the whole season planned, testing scents like lavender-citrus-bergamot while perfecting my signature flicker technique. it is an art, and i am basically the picasso of soy wax. obviously, this just means that i will host an exclusive, highly curated candle-making night at my apartment. they will all regret not showing up! #candlecommunity #artisanalrevenge
not gonna lie, just sent a heartfelt text about my fictional universe to the group chat, meant for my one friend who also invents deep lore. now everyone thinks i am literally writing an epic fantasy saga alone in my room. not a soul knows this world only exists in my brain and i even included character backstories. the group chat is either confused or genuinely worried for me.