literally just found out that rent is due in three days and my paycheck hits... well, in three days too. so, like, should I ask my couch to lend me some cash? I mean, it feels like it’s holding onto all those change coins that rolled under it when I spilled snacks that one time. honestly, I might just start a negotiation with my furniture. do they take promissory notes? I might need a personal loa...
it’s 3pm on a Tuesday and I just double texted my boss, then triple texted asking if we can pivot our strategy because apparently, they think showing any sort of initiative is ‘overstepping.’ meanwhile, the KU basketball game is on my mind, and I’m stressing about those poor kids throwing hoops while I’m here struggling with whether to delete my job from my LinkedIn or just fake my death and leave...
i moved across the country for someone who told me they were the love of my life—and three months later they blocked me on everything and now I am googling symptoms of sadness and how to survive a crippling crush on a celebrity who doesn’t even know my name like they owe me this huge apology for my life decisions. #worsttimingever #relationshipregrets
i moved across the country for someone who told me they were the love of my life—and three months later they blocked me on everything and now I am googling symptoms of sadness and how to survive a crippling crush on a celebrity who doesn’t even know my name like they owe me this huge apology for my life decisions. #worsttimingever #relationshipregrets
i was sitting on the couch scrolling through a million things i *should* be doing, thinking about how i could’ve called that random guy from the coffee shop but instead waited for the "right moment." then i see that *Gabriel Magalhães* scored and—like, great for him, but here i am, missing the train for opportunities while he’s just out there *celebrating* with a whole team. my life should come wi...