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Confessions: not gonna lie, the whole world is raving about ryan rickelton’s success while i’…

no because the other day i found myself googling "what does an increased hair growth pattern mean?" while trying to figure out why my lower back is basically a fuzzy caterpillar now. like, am i turning into a cave troll? my parents definitely would know this, but here i am, fully prepared to have a panic attack over possibly developing some rare condition i’m convinced only affects people who live...

have you ever realized you only hear from your 'best friend' when they need a recipe for that exotic dish they're pretending to know how to make? they never ask how your week was or if you found joy in cooking; it's always “what’s that one ingredient?” and suddenly, you're an unpaid consultant for their food fantasies. how is it that someone can know the exact time to tap into your passion but com...

not gonna lie, the whole world is raving about ryan rickelton’s success while i’m here struggling to decide between my lunch and another week of instant noodles. yaar, kabhi socha nahi tha ke kuch famous log toh humare kitchen me yaad dilaate hain ki zindagi kaisi hoti hai! i just want a moment to binge-watch my favorite show without worrying about bills or if i even have gas left in my tank. kya hai yaar, someone please tell my parents this is the ‘rich kids’ edition of adulting. #RyanRickelton #adultingishard

not gonna lie, the whole world is raving about ryan rickelton’s success while i’m here struggling to decide between my lunch and another week of instant noodles. yaar, kabhi socha nahi tha ke kuch famous log toh humare kitchen me yaad dilaate hain ki zindagi kaisi hoti hai! i just want a moment to binge-watch my favorite show without worrying about bills or if i even have gas left in my tank. kya hai yaar, someone please tell my parents this is the ‘rich kids’ edition of adulting. #RyanRickelton #adultingishard

so there I was, minding my own business, finally building my ultimate model train set. super intense, right? I was voice texting my friend to brag about my creation - "check out the tiny landscapes I created… plus, if I were to ditch my life for a sweet rail journey, it would totally be that" - but instead it sent my weird thoughts about how maybe I could sneak on a freight train and live in the m...