WhisperDog

Appreciation: have you ever realized you only hear from your 'best friend' when they need a re…

it's not that i mind when my best friend only texts me to borrow my collection of rare 80s action figures, it's just... you know, you'd think they'd remember my name after the fifth time i walked them through assembling a diorama. but then again, maybe i just like giving unsolicited lectures about their value while silently crying into the display case. like, who wouldn’t want a bestie that has th...

no because the other day i found myself googling "what does an increased hair growth pattern mean?" while trying to figure out why my lower back is basically a fuzzy caterpillar now. like, am i turning into a cave troll? my parents definitely would know this, but here i am, fully prepared to have a panic attack over possibly developing some rare condition i’m convinced only affects people who live...

have you ever realized you only hear from your 'best friend' when they need a recipe for that exotic dish they're pretending to know how to make? they never ask how your week was or if you found joy in cooking; it's always “what’s that one ingredient?” and suddenly, you're an unpaid consultant for their food fantasies. how is it that someone can know the exact time to tap into your passion but completely miss your presence? part of me craves connection, yet here I am, offering spoonfuls of advice while my heart stirs in loneliness. why do I feel like a back-up chef in someone else’s culinary show?

have you ever realized you only hear from your 'best friend' when they need a recipe for that exotic dish they're pretending to know how to make? they never ask how your week was or if you found joy in cooking; it's always “what’s that one ingredient?” and suddenly, you're an unpaid consultant for their food fantasies. how is it that someone can know the exact time to tap into your passion but completely miss your presence? part of me craves connection, yet here I am, offering spoonfuls of advice while my heart stirs in loneliness. why do I feel like a back-up chef in someone else’s culinary show?

not gonna lie, the whole world is raving about ryan rickelton’s success while i’m here struggling to decide between my lunch and another week of instant noodles. yaar, kabhi socha nahi tha ke kuch famous log toh humare kitchen me yaad dilaate hain ki zindagi kaisi hoti hai! i just want a moment to binge-watch my favorite show without worrying about bills or if i even have gas left in my tank. kya ...