Story Name: "My In-Laws Turned My Birth Control into Sugar Pills" Part 5 of 5 I point at Grandma Edna, fury bubbling inside me. “You’re the one who convinced him! Look at you, knitting away like you didn’t just ruin my life!” Her eyes narrow, the gentle façade cracking. “Do you really think it was just me? Jake’s loyalty runs deeper than you know.” Jake recoils, eyes wide. “What do you mean, d...
just spent three years playing the loyalty game with a company that would replace me with a used stapler if I left — all while I was carefully curating my “goodbye” playlist for an exit party that would never happen.
wait. just read that chelsea handler loves drugs and it hit me hard. i canceled my night out with friends saying i had to work late, but really i just spent my entire paycheck on vegan cheese to make my ex’s favorite recipe because i thought it would manifest us back together. the joke is, when they ask how my week went, i’ll probably just say “uneventful” while hiding the pile of unused cheese in the fridge. #ChelseaHandler #manifesting
wait. just read that chelsea handler loves drugs and it hit me hard. i canceled my night out with friends saying i had to work late, but really i just spent my entire paycheck on vegan cheese to make my ex’s favorite recipe because i thought it would manifest us back together. the joke is, when they ask how my week went, i’ll probably just say “uneventful” while hiding the pile of unused cheese in the fridge. #ChelseaHandler #manifesting
if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything happening in your life right now, please know that it is okay to feel this way. remember, you have faced hard times before and emerged stronger. this season will pass, and brighter days are on the horizon. #ThisTooShallPass #KeepGoing