just spent three years playing the loyalty game with a company that would replace me with a used stapler if I left — all while I was carefully curating my “goodbye” playlist for an exit party that would never happen.
wait. just read that chelsea handler loves drugs and it hit me hard. i canceled my night out with friends saying i had to work late, but really i just spent my entire paycheck on vegan cheese to make my ex’s favorite recipe because i thought it would manifest us back together. the joke is, when they ask how my week went, i’ll probably just say “uneventful” while hiding the pile of unused cheese in...
if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything happening in your life right now, please know that it is okay to feel this way. remember, you have faced hard times before and emerged stronger. this season will pass, and brighter days are on the horizon. #ThisTooShallPass #KeepGoing
if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything happening in your life right now, please know that it is okay to feel this way. remember, you have faced hard times before and emerged stronger. this season will pass, and brighter days are on the horizon. #ThisTooShallPass #KeepGoing
no because i just triple texted my crush about the new EPFO UPI changes like they give a flying thought about my financial future. now i'm considering faking my death to escape the sheer embarrassment. the way i was in my bathroom, rehearsing a text that had already gone into the void of ‘delivered’ while holding a toothpaste tube as a microphone is truly a cry for help. now im on my 10th “are you...