yooo, saw the Tomorrowland news and thought about how I haven't left my apartment in a week. it hits different when you're imagining the wildest festival but the only crowds you deal with are at the grocery store. keep scrolling and realizing my biggest dilemma is whether to buy avocados or a box of instant noodles for the next month... a whole festival happening while I sit here staring at my emp...
wait, just found out my private story got screenshotted by the one person I DO NOT want knowing about my severe emotional breakdown over joão pedro losing a match. they probably have it saved next to their grocery list and the deep-dive on why my 11 cats reflect my unresolved issues. now my crisis is public and I might as well send an invitation to everyone. #JooPedro #UnexpectedlyVulnerable
just saw the prediction for the kentucky vs tennessee game and now my stomach is in knots. it’s like when my parents told me “i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed” after finding out i lost my job because i accidentally sent a meme instead of a presentation. i didn’t even mean to make my boss cry. now i'm staring at the ceiling at 3 a.m., trying to figure out if they will ever trust me with a report again. #KentuckyVsTennesseePrediction #careercrisis
just saw the prediction for the kentucky vs tennessee game and now my stomach is in knots. it’s like when my parents told me “i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed” after finding out i lost my job because i accidentally sent a meme instead of a presentation. i didn’t even mean to make my boss cry. now i'm staring at the ceiling at 3 a.m., trying to figure out if they will ever trust me with a report again. #KentuckyVsTennesseePrediction #careercrisis
it's not that i’m a germaphobe. it’s just that after learning about those flu deaths, i freaked out and started wiping down every surface in my apartment like a CIA agent. went to grab a snack and almost slipped on the trail of disinfectant. do you know what it feels like to think your lunch could be your last meal? anyway, that’s when i noticed the neighbor's cat eyeing me like it knew something....