it's not that i don't believe in lucky deals, it's just that when i found out my favorite sandwich place was giving away free sandwiches for a week, i immediately thought of every time i stared longingly at my bank account like it owed me money, and now here i am, being a glutton for free food instead of solving my life crisis, wondering if two free turkey clubs means i should start working on my ...
it's not that i don’t care about senegal vs dr congo, it's just... what do you mean the game is on live? that’s what my friends said 3 days ago when they planned a watch party at the one café that has a goat inside it, and somehow i’m still trying to find a way to contact that goat for tickets because i think he has the exclusive link. #SenegalVsDrCongo #GoatTickets
literally sat down to watch the Senegal vs DR Congo match—because why not add more chaos to my already sleep-deprived life—and then BOOM, my roommate turned the living room into a full-on strategy war room. he’s got diagrams, snacks with obscure names i can't pronounce, and somehow convinced the cat to be the team mascot. so now I'm not just watching football; I'm analyzing how a ball-kicking game turned into a tactical espionage mission over tortilla chips. like, do I need a degree in international relations to decode the snacks? #SenegalVsDrCongo #MatchChaos
literally sat down to watch the Senegal vs DR Congo match—because why not add more chaos to my already sleep-deprived life—and then BOOM, my roommate turned the living room into a full-on strategy war room. he’s got diagrams, snacks with obscure names i can't pronounce, and somehow convinced the cat to be the team mascot. so now I'm not just watching football; I'm analyzing how a ball-kicking game turned into a tactical espionage mission over tortilla chips. like, do I need a degree in international relations to decode the snacks? #SenegalVsDrCongo #MatchChaos
you know what’s crazy? i just cooked a family recipe and it turned out better than expected, like Aston Villa scoring three goals at Chelsea better. probably because i didn’t know half the ingredients and just improvised with what was left in the fridge, so i’m expecting the FA to send me a memo about my cooking career taking off. honestly, who needs tactics when you can just wing it and call it “...