so there i was, meticulously sorting my life goals into a color-coded binder. like, you can’t tell me that’s not a master plan in the making. then my friend walked in and asked if i was an adult or a twelve-year-old obsessed with stickers. i don’t know what’s worse, the fact that i actually designed a vision board for my hamster's hypothetical Instagram career, or that i’m still waiting for that s...
it’s not that I think about them all the time, it’s just that I literally saw a bird land on my window this morning and thought, ‘what if that bird is in love with them too?’ like, it’s just so random, you know? and now I’m planning their future based on a potential avian connection. #birdromance #imjustsaying
literally just found out my neighbor has been throwing wild karaoke parties at 2am—like, they think the entire block doesn’t need sleep—then they left me on read for three days and dropped a casual 'lol' like nothing happened, and I’m just here contemplating my future as a hermit while fighting the urge to respond with an epic essay on the importance of midnight silence.
literally just found out my neighbor has been throwing wild karaoke parties at 2am—like, they think the entire block doesn’t need sleep—then they left me on read for three days and dropped a casual 'lol' like nothing happened, and I’m just here contemplating my future as a hermit while fighting the urge to respond with an epic essay on the importance of midnight silence.
i went to a holiday dinner and somehow ended up in a circle of family members telling me i should take life more seriously. like, is there a ‘less fun’ certification course they didn’t mention? all while i was just trying to figure out if my 15-year goal of becoming a world-class sandwich artist is realistic. am i doing it wrong for not pursuing my passion for mastering the perfect BLT? honestly, ...