the way that i was staring at my well-ordered spice rack, feeling all proud about my life choices, then realized i could have been a professional tree climber, like, scaling redwoods and saving squirrels instead of measuring paprika. now i’m just an adult with an impressive collection of herbs — did i mention they’re alphabetized?
so there i was, meticulously sorting my life goals into a color-coded binder. like, you can’t tell me that’s not a master plan in the making. then my friend walked in and asked if i was an adult or a twelve-year-old obsessed with stickers. i don’t know what’s worse, the fact that i actually designed a vision board for my hamster's hypothetical Instagram career, or that i’m still waiting for that s...
it’s not that I think about them all the time, it’s just that I literally saw a bird land on my window this morning and thought, ‘what if that bird is in love with them too?’ like, it’s just so random, you know? and now I’m planning their future based on a potential avian connection. #birdromance #imjustsaying
it’s not that I think about them all the time, it’s just that I literally saw a bird land on my window this morning and thought, ‘what if that bird is in love with them too?’ like, it’s just so random, you know? and now I’m planning their future based on a potential avian connection. #birdromance #imjustsaying
literally just found out my neighbor has been throwing wild karaoke parties at 2am—like, they think the entire block doesn’t need sleep—then they left me on read for three days and dropped a casual 'lol' like nothing happened, and I’m just here contemplating my future as a hermit while fighting the urge to respond with an epic essay on the importance of midnight silence.