wait—so I just found out my great-grandpa was a world champion tiddlywinks player, and suddenly it ALL makes sense—like, all those weird rules about always using the pinky to flick, and I thought they were just an eccentricity—turns out I come from a long line of hyper-competitive tiny disc flingers, and I feel like I should be manifesting a sponsorship with a plush tiddlywinks set—because honestl...
the way that today tithi was supposed to be a day of good fortune—so I sat down with my favorite snack to celebrate, right? but then I checked my bank account and all I found was… a single dollar and a negative energy that could power a small village. and let me tell you, I am not winning any cosmic battle over here. #TodayTithi #UniversalStruggles
bruh, I just bought a hot pink fringe blazer because it was on sale. like, what was I even thinking? I mean, gracie abrams just chopped her hair into a pixie cut and suddenly I thought I could pull off this whole ‘french girl vibe’. I can't even confidently wear a regular coat to the grocery store without second-guessing myself, now I own this blinding mistake. my closet looks like it just got kicked out of a nightclub, but my life is still just binge-watching old episodes of a show I can’t even remember the plot of. #GracieAbrams #FashionMistakes
bruh, I just bought a hot pink fringe blazer because it was on sale. like, what was I even thinking? I mean, gracie abrams just chopped her hair into a pixie cut and suddenly I thought I could pull off this whole ‘french girl vibe’. I can't even confidently wear a regular coat to the grocery store without second-guessing myself, now I own this blinding mistake. my closet looks like it just got kicked out of a nightclub, but my life is still just binge-watching old episodes of a show I can’t even remember the plot of. #GracieAbrams #FashionMistakes
i accidentally voice texted my intrusive thoughts to my group chat. while trying to vent about a busy day, it transformed into a ramble about wishing i could just vanish, like that ajit pawar news. people were freaked out. one friend texted back, “are you okay?” and i just... stared at my phone, realizing my only escape from this chaos might be buying a plane ticket to somewhere nobody knows my na...