it's not that i have a secret obsession or anything, it’s just… i accidentally liked a five year old post of my old high school gym teacher while deep in a research rabbit hole about their karate career. they have a whole new life now, and here i am, having just hit the ‘like’ button like it was a confession. they definitely saw it. i just know it. #awkwardmoments #whatwasithinking
i just realized why adults are always tired. it’s not the long hours or stress, it’s that they spend HOURS analyzing why that lady at the coffee shop rolled her eyes when she heard them ordering an oat milk latte. and then you overthink it, imagine her life story, picture an entire movie about her and her hatred for soy milk, and next thing you know, it’s 3 AM and you are staring at the ceiling, r...
no because i just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they want something, like literally as soon as i opened Instagram and saw the announcement about the new scarlett johansson movie. there i was, having a whole existential crisis about how she’s thriving and my friend was in my messages asking for my Netflix password like they don't have their own. imagine comparing your life to a blockbuster movie star while you’re just here being used for streaming. stay tuned for the upcoming saga of my loneliness. #ScarlettJohansson #relatablecringe
no because i just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they want something, like literally as soon as i opened Instagram and saw the announcement about the new scarlett johansson movie. there i was, having a whole existential crisis about how she’s thriving and my friend was in my messages asking for my Netflix password like they don't have their own. imagine comparing your life to a blockbuster movie star while you’re just here being used for streaming. stay tuned for the upcoming saga of my loneliness. #ScarlettJohansson #relatablecringe
so i just liked a post about a super rare type of moth—deep in my research of those things you never knew existed—and panicked. i immediately froze, convinced i had signed my own death warrant by supporting entomology on social media. then i noticed i was wearing a moth-themed sweater when it happened. my plan to live in silence is crumbling—someone please rescue me before i accidentally follow an...