No, because I just sat down for holiday dinner and somehow got roped into an intervention about my shoe collection. Like, who knew fifty pairs of neon Crocs were a cry for help? Everyone was making comments about how I obviously just want attention, and I was like, no I just really love a good slip-on. But then I trailed off mid-sentence, staring at Aunt Karen's thousand-piece crystal frog collect...
it's not that i have a secret obsession or anything, it’s just… i accidentally liked a five year old post of my old high school gym teacher while deep in a research rabbit hole about their karate career. they have a whole new life now, and here i am, having just hit the ‘like’ button like it was a confession. they definitely saw it. i just know it. #awkwardmoments #whatwasithinking
i just realized why adults are always tired. it’s not the long hours or stress, it’s that they spend HOURS analyzing why that lady at the coffee shop rolled her eyes when she heard them ordering an oat milk latte. and then you overthink it, imagine her life story, picture an entire movie about her and her hatred for soy milk, and next thing you know, it’s 3 AM and you are staring at the ceiling, regretting every single choice you made since birth. #adulting #overthinking
i just realized why adults are always tired. it’s not the long hours or stress, it’s that they spend HOURS analyzing why that lady at the coffee shop rolled her eyes when she heard them ordering an oat milk latte. and then you overthink it, imagine her life story, picture an entire movie about her and her hatred for soy milk, and next thing you know, it’s 3 AM and you are staring at the ceiling, regretting every single choice you made since birth. #adulting #overthinking
no because i just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they want something, like literally as soon as i opened Instagram and saw the announcement about the new scarlett johansson movie. there i was, having a whole existential crisis about how she’s thriving and my friend was in my messages asking for my Netflix password like they don't have their own. imagine comparing your life to a block...