day 12 of imagining a life where I own a llama named Cabbage. i can see us running through fields and starting a flower shop together. but then i remember my bank account can’t even handle a basic plant. is it too much to ask for a Cabbage when i can’t even afford… well, anything really? #DreamBig #LlamaLife
just saw the chaos from the Pune Grand Tour cycling event and had an existential crisis. spent all day arguing with a fan account of some cyclist I've never even met. somehow, I became their top hater, tweeting deep dives about how their last race outfit was "so last season." then I realized my biggest commitment this week was just finding the perfect microwave meal. WHO AM I? #PuneGrandTourCyclin...
is it normal to spend hours building an elaborate case for your tomato plant’s feelings after your coworker takes credit for your idea about watering it? like, literally, I detailed their emotional journey and now I’m overthinking if they would feel betrayed when they hear the boss call someone else the "tomato whisperer". plot twist: I’m literally the only one who can hear them. #greenhousedrama #plantparenting
is it normal to spend hours building an elaborate case for your tomato plant’s feelings after your coworker takes credit for your idea about watering it? like, literally, I detailed their emotional journey and now I’m overthinking if they would feel betrayed when they hear the boss call someone else the "tomato whisperer". plot twist: I’m literally the only one who can hear them. #greenhousedrama #plantparenting
i just realized i've been casually Googling my favorite snack brand’s CEO like i might bump into him at the grocery store and convince him to sponsor my life. this is completely normal, right? because when you imagine a future together, it definitely includes collaborating on snack innovations. hashtag totally not obsessed, hashtag realistic goals