Story Name: "My In-Laws Switched My Birth Control with Sugar Pills" Part 5 of 5 I feel my blood boil and my fists tremble at my sides. “You think this is a joke?” I shout, my voice trembling with rage. They glance at each other, smirking like they’re in on the best-kept secret. “Sweetheart, it was just a little fun,” my mother-in-law says, tapping her fingers on the tea cup. “You were getting a...
literally just saw the weather report about the storm tomorrow. all i could think about was how my umbrella is...still in the backseat of that Uber from three weeks ago. when i get to the office, i will be absolutely drenched, and honestly...why do i never learn? while rain pours, my paycheck is stuck in limbo for three days. let me paint you a picture of me standing there, fully soaked, clutching...
it’s been 3 days since i poured my heart out in the most eloquent breakup text, crafting every word with care. their response was just a cold 'ok.' like i just explained the meaning of life and got a shrug in return. the same night, i tried to drown my feelings in a binge-watch of 'train dreams.' can you believe that film got 4 Oscar nominations while my emotional needs got overlooked? now i’m left wondering if i’ll ever be able to board this metaphorical train to happiness again. #TrainDreams #lifeisweird
it’s been 3 days since i poured my heart out in the most eloquent breakup text, crafting every word with care. their response was just a cold 'ok.' like i just explained the meaning of life and got a shrug in return. the same night, i tried to drown my feelings in a binge-watch of 'train dreams.' can you believe that film got 4 Oscar nominations while my emotional needs got overlooked? now i’m left wondering if i’ll ever be able to board this metaphorical train to happiness again. #TrainDreams #lifeisweird
just realized i was convinced my houseplant was talking to me ten years ago. in my defense, it looked like it had something to say. sorry for assuming that leafy creature had wisdom beyond my understanding. i hope it’s not still holding a grudge. #delulu #sorryplants