WhisperDog

Advice: just realized i was convinced my houseplant was talking to me ten years ago. in …

literally just saw the weather report about the storm tomorrow. all i could think about was how my umbrella is...still in the backseat of that Uber from three weeks ago. when i get to the office, i will be absolutely drenched, and honestly...why do i never learn? while rain pours, my paycheck is stuck in limbo for three days. let me paint you a picture of me standing there, fully soaked, clutching...

it’s been 3 days since i poured my heart out in the most eloquent breakup text, crafting every word with care. their response was just a cold 'ok.' like i just explained the meaning of life and got a shrug in return. the same night, i tried to drown my feelings in a binge-watch of 'train dreams.' can you believe that film got 4 Oscar nominations while my emotional needs got overlooked? now i’m lef...

just realized i was convinced my houseplant was talking to me ten years ago. in my defense, it looked like it had something to say. sorry for assuming that leafy creature had wisdom beyond my understanding. i hope it’s not still holding a grudge. #delulu #sorryplants

just realized i was convinced my houseplant was talking to me ten years ago. in my defense, it looked like it had something to say. sorry for assuming that leafy creature had wisdom beyond my understanding. i hope it’s not still holding a grudge. #delulu #sorryplants

honestly, my parent said "i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed" and i immediately thought of how i recently did a full deep dive on my neighbor’s Pinterest. like, i went down the rabbit hole of their dream kitchen ideas and wedding colors, and suddenly i'm feeling their disappointment echoing through my entire soul. how am i over here planning imaginary home renovations while they’re just—totally ju...