did you ever discover something that changes how you see your entire life? honestly, I just found out that my great aunt was the REASON why the family always has mismatched socks in the laundry. she had a compulsive habit of stealing one sock from random places. so here I am, wondering if I’ve literally inherited a sock-stealing gene.
just heard about that whole "dark woke" thing from jennifer welch, and it honestly hit different because I literally said no to attending an event this week where I could have networked my way into a potential new job. now I'm over here regretting every moment, clutching my mug of burnt coffee while watching others thrive on social media. also, my favorite coffee shop just announced they're closin...
ok but how is my family group chat constantly asking for my “financial expertise” like I’m a walking bank? one cousin wants to start an alpaca farm, another is looking to invest in underwater basket weaving, and I'm just here wondering if I can afford to fill my car with gas! who needs a financial advisor when you have an entire family spiraling in a quest to find fortune in ridiculous hobbies? #financialfrenzy #familyfun
ok but how is my family group chat constantly asking for my “financial expertise” like I’m a walking bank? one cousin wants to start an alpaca farm, another is looking to invest in underwater basket weaving, and I'm just here wondering if I can afford to fill my car with gas! who needs a financial advisor when you have an entire family spiraling in a quest to find fortune in ridiculous hobbies? #financialfrenzy #familyfun
not gonna lie, just found out it might snow in the city this weekend. i spent all night plotting how to avoid a disaster at work when my boss finds out i spent last paycheck on socks that literally don’t even match. like, am i trying to build a sock empire? it gets worse though. i just realized if i don't make rent next month, i might actually start offering my socks to strangers on the subway as ...