just found out natalie haslam passed away, and suddenly the line my boss dropped about "we’re like family here" hits differently. feels like one big gathering where someone gets kicked out for not bringing a dish, while i'm in the corner, eating the last piece of cold pizza, planning my escape route. also, should i even care about the funeral, or will it just be more corporate jargon? #NatalieHasl...
i just found out my friend group is going to Tomorrowland without me. not sure if i should pack my funeral outfit or my “better luck next time” hat. honestly, this would’ve been fine if i didn’t have a whole speech ready about how we’d never pick sides like kids in the playground. now i'm stuck deciding whether to cry in the dark or rewatch their Instagram stories with a tub of ice cream like a pr...
did you ever discover something that changes how you see your entire life? honestly, I just found out that my great aunt was the REASON why the family always has mismatched socks in the laundry. she had a compulsive habit of stealing one sock from random places. so here I am, wondering if I’ve literally inherited a sock-stealing gene.
did you ever discover something that changes how you see your entire life? honestly, I just found out that my great aunt was the REASON why the family always has mismatched socks in the laundry. she had a compulsive habit of stealing one sock from random places. so here I am, wondering if I’ve literally inherited a sock-stealing gene.
just heard about that whole "dark woke" thing from jennifer welch, and it honestly hit different because I literally said no to attending an event this week where I could have networked my way into a potential new job. now I'm over here regretting every moment, clutching my mug of burnt coffee while watching others thrive on social media. also, my favorite coffee shop just announced they're closin...