last night, it hit me that i’ve been apologizing for existing, for taking up space in a family where everyone has their successes lined up like trophies. every gathering feels like a panel interview, with each question a reminder of how i’m not measuring up to the expectations everyone else seemed to meet so easily. i keep thinking about how i should be proud, but instead, i find myself feeling li...
everyone is hyped about the World Club Challenge, but honestly, i couldn’t care less. i watch friends throw around stats like it matters, meanwhile, my boss keeps piling on work like it’s an Olympic sport. sometimes i literally want to scream that this isn't even my team but here i am, nodding along like i care. then i see my reflection in the screen, realizing how easily i pretend to engage while...
not gonna lie, I got into a bizarre feud with a fan account over a soccer game I didn’t even watch, and instead of blocking them like a sane person, I made a fake account to launch a single cryptic tweet about their favorite player. I really thought I was being MYSTERIOUS, but turns out my coworker found it and started telling everyone, "there's someone in here who's got a thing for drama!" now I’m spiraling into paranoia every time I see them at the coffee machine. great, thanks for turning my tiny moment of revenge into office gossip that could haunt me until retirement. #Wsw #WorkNightmares
not gonna lie, I got into a bizarre feud with a fan account over a soccer game I didn’t even watch, and instead of blocking them like a sane person, I made a fake account to launch a single cryptic tweet about their favorite player. I really thought I was being MYSTERIOUS, but turns out my coworker found it and started telling everyone, "there's someone in here who's got a thing for drama!" now I’m spiraling into paranoia every time I see them at the coffee machine. great, thanks for turning my tiny moment of revenge into office gossip that could haunt me until retirement. #Wsw #WorkNightmares
today i realized all the adults were just pretending to know what they are doing. there i was, sitting in a fancy meeting with all these self-proclaimed “experts,” and my stomach started grumbling like a growling dog. instead of apologizing, i just loudly declared, "my body is negotiating its next meal, can we speed this up?" everyone laughed, but i swear one of them took notes on how to create a ...