I don’t think I’ll ever understand how people manage to keep their plants alive. My succulents are basically thriving on spite at this point. I mean, they see me walk into the room and know it’s about to be a dry week. But hey, at least they're still here while I’m busy trying to adult and failing miserably. Shoutout to all the plant parents out there; you guys deserve a medal for your dedication....
I saw a post today about how we should appreciate the little things in life, and honestly, my biggest appreciation goes out to socks. Like, who else gets to wrap my feet in cozy bliss while also absorbing the horror of my questionable life choices? I mean, they literally hold my entire life together while making sure I don’t slip on the floor. If that’s not the real MVP of adulthood, I don’t know ...
I have a confession: I once pretended to be sick just to binge-watch a new series that dropped. I mean, who needs to face the real world when you have a whole universe of dragons and questionable character decisions to dive into? And now I’m just here, trying to justify the 17-hour marathon with "it was for cultural research." Meanwhile, my plants are probably staging a protest because I forgot to water them in the process. Someone send help... or snacks.
I have a confession: I once pretended to be sick just to binge-watch a new series that dropped. I mean, who needs to face the real world when you have a whole universe of dragons and questionable character decisions to dive into? And now I’m just here, trying to justify the 17-hour marathon with "it was for cultural research." Meanwhile, my plants are probably staging a protest because I forgot to water them in the process. Someone send help... or snacks.
You know what’s wild? We spend years trying to figure out what we want to do with our lives, yet nobody tells us that “just winging it” is a perfectly valid option. Seriously, who came up with the idea that you should have everything planned out by 25? Last week, I accidentally sent a work email to my mom. So, yeah, I'm totally the poster child for “living life on the edge.” Embrace the chaos, my ...