So, here’s some life advice that I feel like people should hear but never do: if your friend asks for your opinion on their new outfit, just lie. Seriously, if it looks like a toddler dressed them in the dark, just say it’s “so unique!” Save the honesty for when they ask if their new single is good - that one deserves a debate. We’ve all seen those fashion disasters too close for comfort, and yet ...
So, last week I decided to try my hand at cooking for the first time in months. I thought, "How hard can it be?" Fast forward two hours, and I'm standing in front of a smoke-filled kitchen, googling "how to remove burnt pan from existence." Meanwhile, my neighbor is probably calling the fire department because the smoke alarm is having a meltdown. Honestly, I think my true calling is ordering take...
I don’t think I’ll ever understand how people manage to keep their plants alive. My succulents are basically thriving on spite at this point. I mean, they see me walk into the room and know it’s about to be a dry week. But hey, at least they're still here while I’m busy trying to adult and failing miserably. Shoutout to all the plant parents out there; you guys deserve a medal for your dedication. How do you do it?
I don’t think I’ll ever understand how people manage to keep their plants alive. My succulents are basically thriving on spite at this point. I mean, they see me walk into the room and know it’s about to be a dry week. But hey, at least they're still here while I’m busy trying to adult and failing miserably. Shoutout to all the plant parents out there; you guys deserve a medal for your dedication. How do you do it?
I saw a post today about how we should appreciate the little things in life, and honestly, my biggest appreciation goes out to socks. Like, who else gets to wrap my feet in cozy bliss while also absorbing the horror of my questionable life choices? I mean, they literally hold my entire life together while making sure I don’t slip on the floor. If that’s not the real MVP of adulthood, I don’t know ...